What does Donald Trump think of you?

It’s fair to say Donald Trump isn’t doing too well in the favorability department– recent polls¹ have pegged Americans’ opinion of him at nearly 60% unfavorable. Now that’s not quite Martin Shkreli or Bernie Madoff territory, but there’s still time before November 8th.

Recently though, we were curious about the opposite question: How does Donald Trump actually feel about Americans? Judging by just a random sampling² of his infantile verbal bullying, one might guess he’s not too fond of many of us. But we wanted to test our assumption, attempt to quantify his hate, and build a tool for Americans to create a credit-score style report of Trump’s assessment of every one of us. So we did. And it got ugly.

We looked over months and months of Trump speeches (let me say this: you’re never quite the same after reading that much angry, incoherent rhetoric) and assigned a score for all the nasty things he’s said about various nationalities, ethnicities, genders, incomes, religions… even hand sizes. And based on these comments, we used our expert powers of prognostication³ to estimate what the fates of various individuals might be if President Trump is ever sworn in.

The result? Well if you’re a super-rich, white, American-born, straight, Christian man with big hands, you’ve got a lot to look forward to! For example: “a lifetime membership at the Mar-a-Lago club.”

But if you’re like the other 99% of Americans we ran through the FreeTrumpScore.com simulator, your future isn’t looking so rosy. Chances are you may end up being a “meat processor at Trump Steaks,” get “roughed up,” or be forced to spend– it’s hard for me to even write this– “a year alone in a room with Ben Carson.”

Go ahead, take the quiz and find out for yourself just how much Donald Trump hates you.

And next time you hear someone say ‘Donald Trump loves America!’ you might want to ask: ‘But does he actually care about Americans?’

¹ – source ; ² – source; ³ – okay, this part wasn’t so scientific